
makeup test for my halloween costume im going to be an angler fish
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conservative bronies is the most terrifying combination of words I have heard in a long time
Holy fucking shit
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Michael Brown’s dad hands out turkeys to residents amid on-going protests
An uneasy quiet settled over Ferguson, Missouri, on Saturday evening after another day without a decision from a grand jury on whether to bring charges against a white police officer for fatally shooting a black teen, 18-year-old Michael Brown.
On Saturday, the dead teenager’s father, Michael Brown, and some of the family’s supporters handed out Thanksgiving turkeys to residents in the street where his son was gunned down. Many were surprised when he knocked on their doors.
“I had to come and just give back to the people,” Brown told reporters. He wore a red T-shirt bearing a picture of his son’s face and the messages “Gone Too Soon” and “I Will always Love You.”
“Everyone is suffering over this,” he added. “I just feel that this was needed, so I came back to make sure that people have a nice Thanksgiving.”
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- me: *looks over field* we only get 6, 7 notes most of the time
- me: *single tear* but we're honest prairie bloggers, same as anyone else
Waiting for the vet
how do you even GET a cat this small???? cheat codes probably
Anonymous asked: hey can you give me some tips about flirting with other girls because i'm bad at this shit
sure! the way i flirt with girls is:
- sweat profusely
- avoid eye contact at all costs, cute girls work kinda like the basilisk
- realize half way through encounter that uve forgotten to breathe this entire time and gasp for breath so u dont die
- give weirdly detailed compliments like “wow your eye lashes accentuate how kind you look when you smile”
- think a lot about how ur brains feel like spaghetti
- leave immediately. go home and lie on your bed for the next 7 hours groaning about how bad you are at flirting with girls
This is attempts number two and three at a knitted geode. I would love to spend more time on these, making wonkier shapes, more colour options, just plain bigger versions. At the moment I’d be quite happy to spend the entire year knitting rocks, I’m not sure that the website would keep getting hits if I did though.
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