Aubrey Plaza - Vanity Fair New Faces of Young Hollywood 2014
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Nice horse.
- me (on the phone): yeah mom im doing great *taps cigarette ash into empty wine bottle* how's work
the brony fandom is over
it’s official
thank god!
what are you talking about we’re still here
no I just said it’s over do you even listen
i’m literally going to shit everywhere
that was fucking surreal
You walk. We prance.
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I get a lot of random twitches and shivers and I’m pretty sure it’s because that’s what happens whenever someone online says something along the lines of *hands you the internet*
Holy shit the girls in this country are intense!!!!!! I respond to messages on Brenda like days-weeks later and get IMMEDIATE responses like don’t u know ur supposed to wait like an hour??? I’m so scared I can’t flirt this fast especially not en español
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
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*accidentally embarrasses self in group setting*
*turns swivel chair around and pretends there’s something really essential going on on my iphone*
