- person: How's college going?
- me: Good. Sometimes I get the overwhelming desire to eat glass but it usually passes without incident
- low level mob grunt who has hesitations about a plan: gee i don't know boss
what must it be like to find small children cute
i guess i’ll never know
A like, maybe six? year old kid just kind of popped behind my register and hugged me the other day, then she asked how the scanner worked. I found it pretty cute omg.
hhhh see i just wouldn’t i feel like i’d just be vaguely uncomfortable, like whose child is this why is she back here please go back to where you’re supposed to be and where i don’t have to interact with you
Oh god same
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When I walked in and I saw her singing and dancing…I’m just so thankful. You know I make mistakes. My goal isn’t to be perfect, but the fact that you see something in me… I just want you to know that you don’t have to be perfect. Perfection is often the enemy of greatness. You are enough… You can be bigger than me. - Janelle Monáe, The Queen Latifah Show
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Pakistani group makes giant poster of child for drone operators to see
A group called #NotABugSplat unraveled a 90 x 60 foot vinyl poster of a girl facing up to the sky in the Khyber Pakhtunkhwa region of Northwest Pakistan. The child remains nameless, but organizations that helped launch the project said she lost both her parents in a drone strike.
The group said it hopes drone operators see the picture and think twice about an airstrike.
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