- father: *places hand on shoulder* son
- son: what is it father
- father: look at this cool severed hand i found in the woods
i went to see my first graders this morning and after recess one of them ran up to me and was like “Ms. Gabriella Kyle said the K-word!” and i went through like every bad word i could think of and couldn’t come up with anything so i was like “okay tiala spell in my ear what Kyle said” and she goes up to my ear real close and whispers “k-i-s-s”
momothewise submitted violetvoice, who is a voiceactor horse. unfortunately i dont know who the actual owner of this horse is, since it was a friend who submitted ?? maybe somebody can link or something ???
i think drawing singing poses are more fun, though, haha„shes singing barbie girl in an optimus prime voice
super fun !!
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X-Ray and Anatomical Stained Glass Windows by Artist Wim Delvoye
In his ongoing series of Gothic works, initiated in 1999, Belgian artist Wim Delvoye, about whose tattooed pigs I have blogged about in the past, created some very unusual stained-glass windows and sculptural works made of steel, lead, glass and actual x-ray.
For his “Chapel” series, Delvoye took x-rays of two friends performing sexual acts, then combined the x-rays with stained glass to fill the windows of a gothic-style chapel. Some of the windows simply look as though they are made of an abstract design, when upon closer inspection, one can see teeth, intestines, skulls and other anatomical features.
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I just got a series of like 7 snapchats from my brother, the first one captioned “Im hygge as fuck” and the rest pictures of random friends and objects with some kind of snapchat stickers celebrating the 25th birthday of Taylor swift
Moonrat (Echinosorex gymnura)
Also known as the Greater Moonrat, the moonrat is not a rat or from the moon, but is a species of insectivorous mammal related to hedgehogs endemic to parts of Indonesia. Like its hedgehog relatives the moon rat is primarily nocturnal and omnivorous and feeds mostly on worms, insects, fruit and fish. However unlike hedgehogs moonrats are partially aquatic and will often enter and hunt in water.
Phylogeny
Animalia-Chordata-Mammalia-Erinaceomorpha-Erinaceidae-Echinosorex-gymnura
Look at this ugly white possum faced thing. It’s glorious.
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*goes to the zoo and blows kisses to all the animals*