the sign's as dril tweets,

  • aries: are you having a crap of me mate?? Are you, having a crap of me mate
  • taurus: im sorry to everyone who has ever wanted me to apologize to them for something, and im sorry for apologizing tio you if you didnt need me to
  • gemini: maybe sometimes both sides... are good and bad at the same time??? im sorry if im doing this wrong. it is difficult to write
  • cancer: ((SPILLING BLOOD ALL OVER KEYBOARD) THIS IS WHAT U WANT. THIS IS WHAT U FUCKING BASTARDS WANT RIGHT (1 WEEK LATER) WHY ARE THE KEYS STICKING
  • leo: i may be a dim-witted narcissist but at least i hafve really good opinions about life and other things
  • virgo: THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree
  • libra: i feel a good balance of nice energy & rude energy cioming through the monitor at me, and i think i will stay online for about 3 more hours.
  • scorpio: i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like "oh tortures bad","its ineffective" fuck off
  • sagittarius: i vow to continue improving my Posture uuntil my chest consumes the earth
  • capricorn: i have no idea how that turd got on your ceiling, but it definitely didn't fly out of my shorts while iwas doing a backflip!
  • aquarius: im an exhausting person to be around but once you get to knnow me im actually a giant shithead with irredeemable mouth
  • pisces: im going to close my account for uhhh 90 seconds until yyou fucking people learn how to engage content creators in a meaningful handsome way
My favorite flavor is Royalty

My favorite flavor is Royalty

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potatofart:
“borzoikavka:
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lookin at a bug
”
“:D” “:v” “c:” “:D” ”

potatofart:

borzoikavka:

(via ボルゾイ庵エカテリーナ)

lookin at a bug

“:D” “:v” “c:” “:D”

(via the-noravirus)

wildberry-poptart:
“ 4000 POSTS GET!
”

smaugen:

furry gate keeping meme

image

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Petition for ppl w/o anxiety disorders to stop saying stuff “gives them anxiety” and instead just say it makes them anxious

mintys-socks:
“ Cotton Candy πŸ’—
”

mintys-socks:

Cotton Candy 💗

(via followingponies)

coffee–queen:

Baxty is havin a vet visit today!

friendshipisalpaca:

For theconfusedmutanttimelady 

A cheerleader Twi to try and take your bad mood away

(via katcchanboom-deactivated2018051)

seppin:

something: *happen*

me: why this 

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