it’s fun to change styles once in a while ewe so troll, Gravity Falls style because it’s awesome
Thanks for coming over to the livestream! It was a blast! :DDD
this was drawn purely to indulge myself because chubby goat unicorn monster creature who refuses to conform to your gender norms
- me as a mom: sweetheart could you make me some bisque. garnish it with oregano
- me as a mom: *spills red wine on the carpet* Be a dear would u
funny parody show idea: Skinfeld. Seinfeld characters, but all their skin is inside out all the time.
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Bob and the deli guy.
God I love how this show never steps over the line into “haha the very idea of this character being gay is hilarious” territory. Like it addresses bobs sexuality a few times in a way that is just so simultaneously sweet and funny I feel like the creators would be 100% comfortable with people IDing him as bi
Anonymous asked: How do you even prep lizard eggs? I used to work with reptiles, and one of our female snakes would lay unfertilized eggs all the time. Could we have eaten those too, or are lizard eggs just special?
at least once a year i end up tal k ing about eating lizard eggs and Now Is the Time
first up you could probably honestly eat most types of eggs as long as you arent squeamish about it BU T.… i sort of had. inspiration - someone two years ago asked me what i was going to DO with the eggs around this same time, when wasabi was clutching again, like “what are you doing with the eggs are you going to eat them?”
and it had never even crossed my mind like ??? EAT the eggs ??? why the hell not ??? what else am i going with 50 lizard eggs thatll never hatch
and so i . started looking up recipes, or at least How To Prepare iguana eggs - there arent a TON of results, but apparently you can actually order them as appetizers in certain south american restaurants - a lot of other cultures where green iguanas originate from have meals centered around the rest of the iguana too (actually. the first green iguana pet care book i ever saw was written in the 1940s, and the very first page was a recipe for female iguana)
since the eggs, like a lot of reptile eggs, are softshelled, you cant exactly crack them open and scramble the yolks - instead youve got to boil the eggs, and even afterwards they stay pretty soft ! the shell clings to the yolk like rubber, and you can either peel it off or scrape it off with your teeth
iguana eggs are EXTREMELY rich, and the eggs contain almost No Whites, so just a few of them can really uhhh. satisfy your craving for . lizard eggs. jesus. i threw them all in a bowl and put tomato sauce on them and they were DELICIOUS. id eat em again. and i probably will, if wasabi keeps being a Thing that i take care of for the next fifteen years. maybe she considers the eggs as overdue rent. i accept.
Not to brag but I just got all three textbooks I’m gonna need next semester, a wall calendar featuring unlikely animal friends, a five subject notebook, 7 colors of glitter, some glue, and a tub of oxiclean for ~$76 on Amazon, which is less than ONE of my textbooks cost at my university book store.
Also I got all the stuff that was eligible for free shipping to $35.19 (it has to be at least 35 to qualify for free shipping if u don’t have prime, which I don’t). So again, not bragging, but I am definitely some kind of incredible Amazon wizard genius
in which a gay cover of one of america’s most quintessential modern american love songs is a thing that exists
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