if i could swing a really big sword it wouldnt even matter if anyone loved me or not
(via ulibeanz)
This is an okapi. It’s related to the giraffe. IT CAN LICK ITS OWN EYEBALL.
I was not aware this was a thing Okapi were capable of.
(via themanfromnantucket)
THIS SHOULD ALSO MAKE YOU ENRAGED.
POLICE BRUTALITY TOWARDS BLACK WOMEN EXISTS.
BLACK WOMEN (ESPECIALLY TRANSGENDER) ARE GETTING MURDERED, RAPED, AND BRUTALIZED BY THE POLICE AND ARE BEING BLAMED FOR **THEIR** ACTIONS.
DON’T SLEEP ON POLICE BRUTALITY TOWARDS BLACK WOMEN.
Her name is Miyekko Durden-Bosley and she’s 23.
The cop punched her in the face while she was in handcuffs and fractured her orbital bone.
chillona , her name is in this version
Her actual orbital fracture was not enough up charge the officer involved, but Darren Wilson’s imaginary orbital fracture was a good enough reason to put bullets in an unarmed black man’s head?
Tell us again how white privilege is not real. Tell us how we’re supposed to trust you demonic crackers.
(via orcababie)
blessphemybro i love you so much bro you’re so important to me bro. bro i wanna spend my life with you. bro i love ur eyes but not in a gay way bro. bro do you wanna marry me by the ocean and remember that as the most important day of our lives as we grow old together and make each other as happy as possible no homo
(via orcababie)
LISTEN!! theres a huge difference between bisexuals and pansexuals no one’s understanding.
bisexuals attract mates with large piles of pebbles. the bigger the pile the better.
pansexuals attract mates with a single rock, basing the eligibility on texture, luster, and color.
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
(via roachpatrol)
Pocket Smauglings, the ungilded version! Triple rust crystal/facet/spines, fire eyes for little fire drakes, currently unique to the site. Two female, one male, now on sale at my lair! Not responsible for hoarded paper clips or tinsel if you purchase.
(via onewonderfulbug)
Delusional White Twinks be like “Nicki can’t freestyle either!”
“I only rap cuz I’m good at it..”
(via commodifyme)
