I love it when the dogs are on guard but not in full bark mode yet and they just whisper “boof”
tfw the lord of the fiefdom you are a serf under calls you a stinkard and you come up with a clever retort a day later but he would have you executed and it doesnt matter anyway because youre not literate in latin and traveling to his keep would take at least a fortnight so you just keep working the fields like you do every day
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there’s always a white boy in every class that just talks and talks and talks like timothy stop just write it down!! make a mental note!!! wait till after class and tell ya friends on reddit!!
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Daffidazey before and after :)
ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS PICTURES TAKEN
The above picture you see is off the elephant’s foot, a radioactive mass. It’s from the Chernobyl nuclear disaster.
These are the effects:
After just 30 seconds of exposure, dizziness and fatigue will find you a week later. Two minutes of exposure and your cells will begin to hemorrhage (ruptured blood vessels); four minutes: vomiting, diarrhea, and fever. 300 seconds and you have two days to live.
The coolest thing about this photo is definitely the radiation damage. Look at the bright squiggles, and the way the man seems to be in two places at once. This is because even as the photo is being taken, the radiation is causing severe damage to the camera.
According to another source, the man in the photograph and the cameraman are now dead. Apparently, the radiation would have been too high for them to live more than a few years after this, even if they had just run in, snapped the photo, and ran out again. If they spent more than a few seconds here, it’s possible they could have died even quicker.
Other teens: smokes weed
Me: smokes dark weed, like regular weed but full of dark energy
LOOK AT THIS BEAST!
His name is Jack and he’s a rescue. He was found by a lady on the street, in a box with no food or substrate. He’s also clearly had some untreated skin problems in the past. This is a good reminder that all animals can suffer neglect, not just cats and dogs.
He now lives with me and my two younger snails. I just hope that he doesn’t squish them haha.
Ah i am soo late, but my favorite cult party kei outfits of 2014
like for real I should be able to not tuck, or not shave (any part of my body i please) or not wear make up if I fucking want to without it being used as a reason I am less trans, less of a woman or less legitimate as a person. If you call yourself a feminist and support cis women refusing to shave or wear make up, you fucking NEED to extend that to trans women too!
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