- Dad: [to children] Eat your vegetables so you can grow up big and strong, like your mom!
- (Camera pans out the window, mom is splitting enormous logs for kindling with a hand axe)
How to turn Hamlet into a comedy:
- mmm whatcha say
There’s never been a better reason to eat soap and you won’t want to stop once you read what that reason is
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“You speak Romulan, Cadet?” “All three dialects, sir.” –Lt. Uhura, Star Trek, 2009. Somewhere out in space, in the Beta quadrant of the Star Trek Universe, there’s a planet called Romulus. It’s a planet a bit bigger than Earth, and has about 18 billion people on it. But Earth, with…
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For the transfundies saying that Laverne Cox is one of you… lol nice try!
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I love how the responses to this post have been nothing but positive so far.
Stunned researchers in Antarctica have discovered fish and other aquatic animals living in perpetual darkness and cold, beneath a roof of ice 740 metres thick. The animals inhabit a wedge of seawater only 10 metres deep, sealed between the ice above and a barren, rocky seafloor below — a location so remote and hostile the many scientists expected to find nothing but scant microbial life.
A team of ice drillers and scientists made the discovery after lowering a small, custom-built robot down a narrow hole they bored through the Ross Ice Shelf, a slab of glacial ice the size of France that hangs off the coastline of Antarctica and floats on the ocean. The remote water they tapped sits beneath the back corner of the floating shelf, where the shelf meets what would be the shore of Antarctica if all that ice were removed. The spot sits 850 kilometres from the outer edge of the ice shelf, the nearest place where the ocean is in contact with sunlight that allows tiny plankton to grow and sustain a food chain.
The first low-resolution image of a translucent fish that researchers discovered beneath Antarctica’s ice reveals two black eyes and various internal organs (coloured blobs). Whillans Ice Stream Subglacial Access Research Drilling Project
things me and my laptop have in common:
- slow
- difficult to wake up from sleep
- struggles to complete basic tasks
white art
- plants
- veins
- socks with jelly sandals
- bathtubs
- hickeys
- chapped lips
- snapchat picture of the sky
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Beach with bears - Particle fluid simulation with adaptive time stepping
Soak The Bears
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