some type of adult girl

January 25th, 2015 at 1:23PM

nanthecowdog:
soliloquief:
white parent: Lakeisha? ugh that’s so ghetto
white parent: come here, haphestus applbee’s juniper moon berry the 3rd :)
Has tumblr even met a white person?
be quiet archibald

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January 25th, 2015 at 1:21PM

cons of dating me: i won't kill the spider
pros of dating me: that's because why the fuck would i? it's not doing anything it's just sat there i will escort that spider safely elsewhere and everybody will just be fine with no unnecessary arachnodeath

42,669 notes #I felt so cool and masculine last year bc all my suitemates were scared of spiders and I would just calmly scoop em up #take them outside

January 25th, 2015 at 1:17PM

monasuxx:

희박양

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January 25th, 2015 at 1:09PM

tennosuke:

what the fuck

It has placenta in it…

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886 notes #this is some kind of dark magic #horror

January 25th, 2015 at 12:56PM

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January 25th, 2015 at 12:54PM

iguanamouth:

we were driving back to my house after christmas when at a gas station i spotted him, this horrifying hot dog man, lathering himself with ketchup and mustard im only glad we drove off before he began consuming his own flesh

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January 25th, 2015 at 12:18PM

mylittlechangeling:

It’s not an update, but I thought it’d be something you guys might like. Plus I wanted to see if I could do this entirely in flash.

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January 25th, 2015 at 3:20AM

there’s like a 100 percent chance there’s some kind of small rodent living in the walls of my room and I’m like 95 percent ok w it

1 note #i like rodents but the chewing noises are a lil annoying

January 25th, 2015 at 2:28AM

unclefather:

*can’t open something with my hands so i use my teeth*
*has really bad decision making skills*

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January 25th, 2015 at 2:24AM

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January 25th, 2015 at 2:23AM

unclefather:

I’ve never loved a thing so much in my life

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274 notes #aw

January 25th, 2015 at 2:21AM

chocolatebearturk:

prostheticknowledge:
Dorothy
Wearable tech concept by ISL lets users trigger instructions to your phone using gestures made with your feet (for example, ordering a taxi or triggering a fake phone call to get out of a situation) - video embedded below:
Have you ever been stuck in an awkward situation, praying your phone would ring so you could politely extract yourself? Of course you have. That’s why we made Dorothy, a physical trigger that makes any dumb shoe smart. Dorothy consists of the “Ruby” (a small connected device that slips into your shoe) and a mobile App that allows you to trigger a call to your phone from a fake contact (your “boss”) whenever you tap your heels together 3 times. Dorothy can also send text messages to your contacts with a custom message and your current location, letting them know exactly where you are. Soon, we’ll be working toward summoning an Uber.
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islmobile have a Tumblr blog here
No but literally this could save lives?? How many people have been in a situation where a timely phone call could save them from a potential rapist/murderer? I know that since I’ve been cashiering and had to be out of my house past dark, I’ve been legitimately afraid of strange people who act suspiciously and if I could subtly click my heels and trigger a phone call that allows me to walk away or interrupts a conversation that could lead to creepytown, I would be eternally grateful.

Seriously, this could help countless people avoid dangerous situations.