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Billie Holiday was performing in a Manhattan club in 1943, and between sets she took a seat at a table and ordered her usual Top and Bottom (a mixture of gin and port wine). Two white sailors from the South, on leave in the Big Apple, approached her, wanting to know where a βdarkieβ got off wearing a mink coat. When Lady told them to get lost they snuffed out their cigarettes in her mink. Without pause, Holiday told them to meet her outside, if they had any balls. At which point Holiday proceeded to beat them both unconscious with her fists. It was a bad idea to mess with Lady Day.
— Rich English on the toughness of Billie Holiday (via sinatrra)
nvm i’m incredibly beautiful
the gothest sentence in existence
THERE’S THIS WEBSITE
THAT GENERATES PUNS FOR YOU AND YOU CAN LOOK UP VIA A WORD OR PHRASE.
CHECK IT OUT, IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT IT FOR HOURS.
Every day we move a little further away from God’s light
strong dog αΰΌΌβ α΄₯ βΰΌ½α your trusted friend
(via deathbycrying)
A “potentially historic” snowstorm is coming to the Northeast — and that’s not an exaggeration
Stay safe and warm, Northeast followers. Special weather-related updates will occur throughout the blizzard on my blog.
please stay safe
I’m ready I have like 11 things of ramen and like a quart of vodka
(via witchydarling)
Destroy Boys 2k14 a moderate success