its 2013 can we please have headphones that last more than 2 months
its 2014 can we please have headphones that last more than 2 months
its 2015 can we please have a set of crab overlords that last more than two months
its 2016 can we please overthrow the crab empire people are suffering
long live the crab empire
People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.
(via krawps)
everybody thinks their dog is the best dog in the world and everybody is right
Toilet Cat
Straight White Boy Problem #734
you know when somebody says that you’re getting closer with a girl? like what does that mean? closer to hjooking up with her????? or closer into the friendzone? i asked tyler and he just kind of laughed and crushed his can of Monster in his fist so i still dont know…







