I love my unicorn
me speaking at a funeral: “he was a good man. a loving husband and father, a veteran, a compassionate presence in his community. however, lest we forget, he was also kind of problematic sometimes. I will now read you some of his iffiest tweets, please take these into account when deciding how you will remember grandpa”
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Charles Darwin was really creeped out by marine iguanas, apparently.
”The black Lava rocks on the beach are frequented by large (2–3 ft [60–90 cm]), disgusting clumsy Lizards. They are as black as the porous rocks over which they crawl & seek their prey from the Sea. I call them ‘imps of darkness’. They assuredly well become the land they inhabit.”
“Imps of darkness.”
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