I had to use my new soldering iron to get his battery case open. But he’s working again! Kinda. He doesn’t move much but I couldn’t get some of the screws off the back to investigate the mechanisms…. I’m tempted to rip his skin off but I don’t actually know anything about animatronics and he’s a gift so it’s important that he looks nice….
Why the FUCK is the battery case on the back of this defunct frankie the fish screwed in so tight and deep like its got nuclear batteries like this singing fish is running on pure uranium
The purpose of the loud intermittent beep in your work area is not to drive you insane. That is an unintended side effect. The purpose of the loud intermittent beep is to make you appreciate the quiet time in between the horrible beeps
Every 30 seconds of quiet between beeps is a balm to my soul. That being said I deserve an award for not killing myself under these circumstances
The purpose of the loud intermittent beep in your work area is not to drive you insane. That is an unintended side effect. The purpose of the loud intermittent beep is to make you appreciate the quiet time in between the horrible beeps
Saw an angel on the suspension bridge desperately trying to copulate with a flickering street lamp. God’s little jokes never run dry
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my egg tooth hasnt even fallen off yet can we just chill
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Animal of the Day!
Tasmanian Giant Crab (Pseudocarcinus gigas)
(Photo in Public Domain)
Conservation Status- Unlisted
Habitat- Coastal Southern Australia
Size (Weight/Length)- 17 kg; 46 cm width
Diet- Carrion; Crustaceans; Starfish
Cool Facts- Being one of the heaviest species of crab, the Tasmanian giant crab is the apex of its environment. These crabs live a slow life due to their size. They eat as many bottom dwellers as they can, helping to build up their extremely thick carapace. Despite being relatively slow, they can slam their giant claws with enough force to crack open mussels and other crabs. Once every nine years, Tasmanian giant crabs molt their carapace and can be threatened by large species of sharks and seals. People see the crabs as a delicacy, but their harvest is carefully regulated and only specific sizes can be gathered. When a crab has enough strength to snip off a finger like a carrot, I salute anyone who gets within pinching distance.
Rating- 12/10 (Carcinization at its finest.)
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