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i was bored in programming class so i made a blog that randomly generates its own shitposts
this is the worst thing
venus electrificata surname fight me immediately
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During the Middle ages, and even in the Renaissance and until the 18th century, eyelashes were not styled. Women, in general, removed eyelashes and eyebrows in order to give more importance to the forehead, which was the most important feature in females’ faces at that time. Women were not supposed to exhibit their hair in public. image: Petrus Christus, Portrait of a Young Woman (detail), Netherlandish, c. 1470
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I’ve got 99 problems and I’m not dealing with any of them
have you ever looked a horse in their eyes?? there is absolutely nothing going on in there. no remorse or regret. horses dont have souls and cant be held morally accountable for their earthly sins and this is why i fucking hate horses
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what’s cooler than talking about how seahorses defy traditional gender roles? next time try: seahorses do not have genders, they are little fish
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- Catering service lady: glares at me disapprovingly as I hunch over the fondue table with a fruit-laden skewer in each fist, my face and hands smeared with chocolate
- Me: I'm not here to make friends lady I'm here to win