Is there such a thing as snailblr? Bc I love my new beautiful baby Agatha so much I want to be part of the #community
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i ain’t sayin she a gold digger, but she did move to california in 1849
physically i’m in college but spiritually i already dropped out

Doubt it
Grandma died twenty minutes ago, STOP OVER-THINKING AND GET OVER IT.
(via errorschacha)
things girls do that i love:
- become active primarily at night
- have soft, thin, waxy black wings
- use echolocation to find prey
- eat over a thousand bugs in one hour
- live in large groups in dark damp caves
- go into torpor (regulated hypothermia that can last several months) in order to survive harsh long winters
- some of them drink blood which fucking rules
(via bowiesnippleantennae)

Obviously innocent
This man has been framed.
Constellation Princess
Another Ponycon15 print. Not long now. DRAW DRAW DRAW!
Government Secret #24
Urinals are just fancy chairs we don’t know why people pee in them
(via unclefather)

