Is there such a thing as snailblr? Bc I love my new beautiful baby Agatha so much I want to be part of the #community

milkyema:

love more florals

(via moonry)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i ain’t sayin she a gold digger, but she did move to california in 1849

(via king-small-deactivated20230615)

recentleftistmalegooglesearches:

bacon scented beard gel

radvillain:

physically i’m in college but spiritually i already dropped out 

(via b9d3h3je2-deactivated20180827)

yungmethuselah:
“foreverpruned:
“psychofactz:
“More facts
”
Doubt it
”
Grandma died twenty minutes ago, STOP OVER-THINKING AND GET OVER IT.
”

yungmethuselah:

foreverpruned:

psychofactz:

More facts

Doubt it

Grandma died twenty minutes ago, STOP OVER-THINKING AND GET OVER IT.

(via errorschacha)

ofhounds:

things girls do that i love:

  • become active primarily at night
  • have soft, thin, waxy black wings
  • use echolocation to find prey
  • eat over a thousand bugs in one hour
  • live in large groups in dark damp caves
  • go into torpor (regulated hypothermia that can last several months) in order to survive harsh long winters
  • some of them drink blood which fucking rules

(via bowiesnippleantennae)

2007excalibur2007:

T H E   H Y P E   I S   R E A L .

(via mavdpie-remade)

presidentbillclinton:
“ dadbully:
“ Obviously innocent
”
This man has been framed.
”

presidentbillclinton:

dadbully:

Obviously innocent

This man has been framed. 

(via king-small-deactivated20230615)

swampyfish:
“Constellation Princess
Another Ponycon15 print. Not long now. DRAW DRAW DRAW!
”

swampyfish:

Constellation Princess

Another Ponycon15 print. Not long now. DRAW DRAW DRAW!

(via king-small-deactivated20230615)

Government Secret #24

governmentsecret:

Urinals are just fancy chairs we don’t know why people pee in them

(via unclefather)