girl: what’s your sign
me, an enlightened logical atheist male: astrology is all lies, only gullible INFPs fall for that stuff
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Speaking of hell is there anything worse than writing a literature analysis essay in a foreign language about a book u didn’t read

Ive been checking my bank account every few hours for days and it’s always still $1.69 Who will release me from this Hell
*Gets crystal glitter all over the furniture*
elfhero ❤
What error does a horse get when it inputs the wrong password?
Access Deneighed
Star Gleamer 💗 #mlp #mylittlepony #pony #ponies #vintage #vintagetoy #VintageMyLittlePony #toys #toystagram #shelvesofwhimsy #80s #80stoy
Me: *winks randomly because the government is always watching*






