pulseaudio:

girl: what’s your sign
me, an enlightened logical atheist male: astrology is all lies, only gullible INFPs fall for that stuff

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snarrt:

really pleased i have so much to hang

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Speaking of hell is there anything worse than writing a literature analysis essay in a foreign language about a book u didn’t read

stochasticprocesses:
“what a time to be alive
”

stochasticprocesses:

what a time to be alive

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Ive been checking my bank account every few hours for days and it’s always still $1.69 Who will release me from this Hell

jellybeanbullet:
“*Gets crystal glitter all over the furniture*
elfhero ❤
”

jellybeanbullet:

*Gets crystal glitter all over the furniture*   

elfhero ❤

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glitchicorn:

faerill:

faerill:

What error does a horse get when it inputs the wrong password?

Access Deneighed

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shelvesofwhimsy:
“Star Gleamer 💗 #mlp #mylittlepony #pony #ponies #vintage #vintagetoy #VintageMyLittlePony #toys #toystagram #shelvesofwhimsy #80s #80stoy
”

shelvesofwhimsy:

Star Gleamer 💗 #mlp #mylittlepony #pony #ponies #vintage #vintagetoy #VintageMyLittlePony #toys #toystagram #shelvesofwhimsy #80s #80stoy

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ostracizedpoodle:

Me: *winks randomly because the government is always watching*

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tearyplant:
“plant blog
”

tearyplant:

plant blog

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kangaya:

i changed my mind about the proposal ask

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