greggie is an agoraphobic cockroach that lives in a studio apartment. once a month they leave the house to buy an ounce and go to 7/11. theyr still living off the money they got from a settlement against kaiser permanente from when they went in for a paid clinical study about depression and came out the brain scan inexplicably turned into a giant roach
People have a knack of really over simplifying feminism like “feminism: the radical notion that women are people” or “feminism is literally just believing in equality” like… no its not its so much more complex than that ask any dingus if they think women and men should be equal they’ll probably say yeah but their actions and thoughts probably majorly contradict that so quit acting like anyones a feminist if they vaguely believe women are ok humans
I’m like a plant in that the amount I want to die is inversely proportional to how much sunlight I’ve been getting. I’m unlike a plant in that plants don’t know about or fear death
I love the small moments when the twins interact together using their secret handshakes, by mimicking each other, etc. So here, have The Mystery Twins doing adorable twin stuff together! (and a cameo by Soos looking stiff as a board)
*Me coaching myself thru my spanish essay* it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be five pages long. Or at least four. Three and three quarters if u can think of a clever title
