do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues
(via unclefather)
do you call it ‘sport’ or ‘sports’ when talking about the whole concept? nerds, don’t answer.
why is that pine cone drinking
to forget
(via 5ci)
*pours vodka into my v8 juice bc I’m trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle but also quiet my inner demons*
the thing about me is, i’m just really great
just got my septum pierced!!! I went out of town to get it cuz of a referral and I think it’s great :3
Is it wrong to like… Want to make other ppl feel bad for making me feel bad? Like honestly when ppl apologize to me I’m frequently like “I have no reason to accept ur apology & u should continue to feel bad n guilty to atone for the pain that u caused me” like is that a sign of me being a bad person or is it just me standing up for m'self and having a strong sense of Justice
house of cards, probably
- housey cards: mr. president, project x-57888 has escaped
- the president: project z-3479? no...
- horsey cartilage: our only hope now is a badass one person army who plays by their own rules: none
- two teenagers stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat with brass knuckles: this sounds like a problem for punchable jonesy
- the president: now this is what i call democracy in action