changingthissomymomcantfindme:
the shirts they give us at work say “om nom nom” on the back one day a man asked me “what does om nom nom mean?” and i said really loudly “i think it means yummy!!!!!!!”. that was the lowest point in my entire funky life
the signs as obscure stockphotos
aries: angry woman with financial instability on her back
taurus: dashing black man holding dangerously large dorito
gemini: disgusted businessman looks at crusty corn dog
cancer: crying man is sheltering under an outdated laptop
leo: glamorous woman in bathing suit laughing at a parrot
virgo: cyber woman with corn
libra: aluminum woman fondling a computer mouse with an alluring gaze
scorpio: old punk woman with a skateboard
sagittarius: handsome man drinking coffee or tea with strong eye contact
capricorn: old rabbit man with lettuce
aquarius: woman attempting to reason with an extraterrestrial being
pisces: sleeping old man with biscuits
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new acronyms
smao- suffering my ass off
sol- suffering out loud
rofs- rolling on the floor suffering
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This is the best Anime and no one can deny.
i’m reblogging this twice because thIS ISN’T A JOKE ITS A REAL SHOW THIS DIALOGUE IS REAL THIS SHOW WAS MY CHILDHOOD
BOBOBO
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Same Studio Killers set for kingqueenchambermaid, just had to fix the layout of the photos.
I hope you like it ✌
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3 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted
8 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted
16 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted
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