medieval bunnies were notorious bullies
the gothest sentence in existence
Diamond Rose and Lily Blossom are both graceful ponies who love to dance. They both secretly feel plain and clumsy when compared to the other, though. When not dancing they like to organise play-dates for their pet swans, Siegfried and Odette.
(via mavdpie-remade)
- me: my job sucks
- people: why don't you do what you enjoy
- me: capitalism has determined that what I enjoy has no value
- people: ??? ??????????
I have seen a lot of people referring to this breed of cat as “hippo” which is maybe the name of the breed? This is confusing because hippo is also a nick name for hippopotomuses. Maybe it’s because these cats like water so much?
Anyway here is one swimming and meowing at the same time
(via unclefather)
- me in ten years sipping a glass of cabernet sauvignon and stroking my blonde husband's hair while reading my old blog posts on my computerized coffee table and sitting on my humane leather couch: oh marshall, look at how foolish i was as a child. it's really too embarrassing dear, don't look. whatever could i have been thinking?
- marshall anderson cheveringsley-gore: well dear, we were all "sjws" back then, weren't we
- [BOTH LAUGH.]
- me: oh goodness, look at the time on our hypoallergenic floral clock. do be a dear marshall and pick up ethylene hyphasia from her traditional greek lyre lessons, it's almost time for her psychodentistry appointment and she has been so petulant lately. two is a terrible age.
- marshall [straightening his hand-embroidered silk cravat]: shall i pick up another carafe of calcium-fortified quinoa juice while i'm at it, darling?
- me [steadily pouring the bottle of cabernet onto the white ivory floor]: that would be so good of you, marshall
i honestly think she looks pretty
y’all needa chiiiilllll
Anonymous asked: Okay but what if humans did a mating dance like birds
This little lady is all dressed up to be your valentine!
SCREAMS……
(via iguanamouth)
Nothing else could fit so perfectly inside. For all this time it’s been…incomplete.
Myth: women of color, particularly black women, abuse the system and are “welfare queens”.
Reality: white women/families are the biggest recipient group and are also more likely to abuse the service and commit fraud.
Listen up ya lems
(via deathbycrying)
