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imagine the first brony though
*goes bravely into the forum*
‘uhhh….i….i wanna fuck the horse’
then another brony is like
'OH THANK FUCK, SAME THO’
(via orcababie)
You always say you’ll be the crocodile, but you never commit!
feels guy is a lonely man that blames noone but himself and touches the hearts and minds of every person
forever alone guy is a disgusting pig who blames the friendzone and probably has faith in the free market and is completely unrelatable
In improv class we had to come up with a kinda neutral statement for someone to respond to and one of the guys said to me “hey did you hear they’ve stopped making socks?” and I just lost it. That shit is so funny. Why would they just stop making socks. I wanna explore that world.
pearl
THE SPACE HAND BLEW UP!!! WE’RE SAFE!!! But questions remain. Like who blew it up? And why did it come to Beach City? And how come Peedee always gets to ride in the front seat?
I have my own theory: the Space Hand is connected to the Polymorphic Sentient Rocks! Their goal? TO HOLLOW OUT THE EARTH SO THEY CAN TRANSPORT IT TO THEIR STAR SYSTEM! As shown here in this very technical animated sequence.
I’ll have to do some more investigating to find out THE TRUTH, but I have a feeling this is going to turn into something big.
Oh also, I saw Steven hanging out at the ol’ Brooding Hill. He looked sad, but I think I gave him some good advice.
(via 5ci)