xenosagaepisodeone:

mortician: *cutting my corpse open* *finds the “Hope You’re Having A Good Day My Hard Working Mortician :-)’ note i swallowed for them just before i died* what the fuck

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jigokuhana:

“Sometimes…I wonder if she can see me through your eyes.”


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…Told ya I had another comic idea.

This one’s not as polished at the Amethyst one, I admit, but I think it’s still effective in it’s own way. :3

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(via 5ci)

egophiliac:
“finally sat down and caught up on Steven Universe! have a super-quick Peridot, because I like her.
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egophiliac:

finally sat down and caught up on Steven Universe! have a super-quick Peridot, because I like her.

(via naomiknight17-blog)

The Signs As The Months They Were Born In

ssj8goku:

Capricorn: December or January

Aquarius: I’m not doing the rest of this stupid fucking post

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crystal gems

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chum-personable:
“kazi-is-amazing:
“bird mom shows her concern for the small goblin popsicle
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boy am I sure glad she’s frozen in there and I’m out here
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chum-personable:

kazi-is-amazing:

bird mom shows her concern for the small goblin popsicle

boy am I sure glad she’s frozen in there and I’m out here

(via grossberg)

dragondicks:

people always say that superwholocks are the ultimate cringe-worthy tryhard fandom but I literally haven’t stopped smiling since I saw this

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imagine unironically writing this, imagine thinking this was cool and tough. holy shit

Honestly what do Bronies even become when they “invade” other cartoon fandoms. At what point do they have to acknowledge that they are adult men who sexualize children’s tv shows for fun

123-123-drink:

One of the things that really annoys me is that when men find out I like guys and girls their heads automatically go to a threesome. I can potentially fall for a man or I can fall for a woman. When in there did I ever say I wanted both at the same time? When in there did I ever say that if I did want a man that man would be you?

(via memoryinthesun)