i’ve been on this planet for 20 years and i never thought they would find out our secrets
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Honestly what did I expect from a caption like that
“If I could begin to be
half of what you think of me
I could do about anything,
I could even learn how to love.
When I see the way you went
wondering when i’m coming back
I could do about anything,
I could even learn how to love like you.
Not to be rude but I thought this said “clove is my religion” and I was like wow someone is committed to pumpkin pie spices
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I wish sense of horror was a concept the same way sense of humor is. I wanna know what scares you. What kinda thing you have nightmares about. Is it spiders?
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Sarah u can’t send me messages like this I thought I’d win a giveaway
Ugh, as if anyone from Earth’s got any right calling another planet “The Hell Planet.”
i think dr horrible’s sing along blog’s penny was bland as fuck and it has super nice guy vibes all over it
It’s been a bit but wasn’t the whole point that the ‘nice guy’ was a literal super villain who wanted to murder the dude who ‘got her’ and saw her as just another conquest to do? It just happened that the other dude was also a dick.
yeah but the point falls a bit short when dr horrible is coded to be the protag (like dressing in white with light hair while captain hammer is dressed in black and such) and the nice guy angle doesnt really feel subverted enough since the girl character is like… a felicia day shaped list of nice traits and no personality and she dies to create manpain
and like literally no one points out the fact that dr horrible never once expressed romantic feelings to penny yet the entire narrative really seemed to play up that they belonged together
whether it’s intended to be or not Doctor Horrible fails spectacularly at being a subversion of the nice guy trope by having the female character be completely bland and having the main impact of her death be “look how much her death has emotionally affected the poor tragic man, look at his man pain”
doctor horrible’s sing along blog is entertaining but let’s not pretend it’s any more deep and insightful than the average nerd shit
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