rhubabe:

take me to snurch (snail church)

(via ticklemehomo)

One of the doctors at the women’s health center I go to is a guy named Dr. Dickman and I just. Can’t imagine a worse name for a gynecologist

officialjupiter:
“ this page is the only reason i still go on Facebook
”

officialjupiter:

this page is the only reason i still go on Facebook

(via madohomo)

snake people, or sneople, control our government at the highest level

(via 5ci)

gigidigi:
“ Beach Peach at Peach Beach!
”

gigidigi:

Beach Peach at Peach Beach!

(via sidneydear-deactivated20200825)

howdoponieswork:
“AU in which Twilight walks into Rarity’s boutique after Rainbow Dash messes her mane up, and Rarity makes her vow right that second to never again straighten those fabulous curls.
”

howdoponieswork:

AU in which Twilight walks into Rarity’s boutique after Rainbow Dash messes her mane up, and Rarity makes her vow right that second to never again straighten those fabulous curls.

(via mavdpie-remade)

zeroiii:

sgstrider:

kumagawa:

zeroiii:

@ straight people:

Honestly what the fuck

once again the SJWs attack ….logic be my horse, reason my blade…fedora my armor..heterotron activate

um. what?

you heard the man heterotron activate

(via b9d3h3je2-deactivated20180827)

dylh0le:

theequeenpin:

loverrtits:

dealinghope:

Meet Esher Okade 📚📚📚
The 10 year old college prodigy !

Baby girl wants to own a bank ! Yaas !

I’ll buy her book

🙌🙌🙌👏👏👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌👏👏👏👏👏

O MY GOD AT THE AGE OF 10 I CANT EVEN DO THIS SHIT AT 21

(via unkemp)

queensamwise:

beING SUPER SUPER IN LOVE WITH YOUR FRIENDS BUT IN A FRIEND WAY but also a little bit in a gay way but also in a frIEND WAY

(via king-small-deactivated20230615)

blackboyrising:

pittrainbow:

Blake Brockington, trans activist, great student, homecoming king, friend to many is mourned after losing battle with depression. 

I remember when he won Homecoming King. He was so excited when he hit me up. “I won homecoming king in the south! I won homecoming king in the fucking Bible Belt!”

You deserved it, kid.

(via iguanamouth)

armcontrolnerve:

armcontrolnerve:

i keep trying to think of how you could make the phenomenon of cicadas Weird And Surreal but like

you cant. cicadas have already reached that point all by themselves

“every 17 years hordes of insects emerge from the ground. all of them are screaming”

this is Real and it Happens

(via iguanamouth)

tokimekiwaku:

steven bomb killed me

(via king-small-deactivated20230615)

princeowl:

the trick to intrusive thoughts is not to try to resist em but like…..let them happen and dont fixate on them…treat them like an annoying friend who’s yelling random shit from the backseat like “hey you could stab yourself in the leg with those scissors” thanks timothy i could also not do that 

(via treyner-blog)