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had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man
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[stares at you like this]
Bupkis the Cuban beanslug. you love it. you have to.
(Sarasinula plebia)
auxiekitty asked:
im Omw to the thrift store today bec ause i have been thinking abt that juicy couture bag since u posted it and im on the freaking hunt for something so cool
ok lets fucking go….good luck🫡 my theory on thrift stores is that they’re like..alignment self-check stations. if you are on the right frequency it will autogenerate the items u need for the next step in ur quest. if u enter with impure intentions of materialism then u will find nothing becuase u will see no value in any of it.. (this is why rich ppl naturally avoid thrift stores). i think a lot of it involves removing desire from your heart. then once u get to a certain level of psychic mindedness, u can predict exactly what you’ll find! i think thats what happened to me w the juicy bag, rather than, the other way around. i am predicting u will find something cool and unique that will feel meaningful..let me know if u do ^o^
Gustave Young engraved, gold plated Smith & Wesson No. 1 with pearl grips, caliber .22 Short, United States, manufactured in the 1860’s
from Rock Island Auctions
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I’m trying to make a soundtrack for an imaginary horror movie but unfortunately there is a real dearth of somgs about being really really scared
Hey mutuals a warning that
- I’m gonna get myself in fighting trim
- scope out every angle of unfair advantage
- I’m gonna bribe the officials
- I’m gonna kill all the judges
- It’s going to take you people years to recover from all of the damage
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Everyone wanted more Big Sook updates so here we have him, Lil Snoggers and PeeWee peacefully snorflin’. Also the Accidental Endlers.
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