commander-snacks:

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

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crevicedwelling:

crevicedwelling:

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[stares at you like this]

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Bupkis the Cuban beanslug. you love it. you have to.

(Sarasinula plebia)

distantvoices:

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Leslie Zhang on Instagram

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auxiekitty asked:

im Omw to the thrift store today bec ause i have been thinking abt that juicy couture bag since u posted it and im on the freaking hunt for something so cool

pinkmoondoll9shihtzu:

ok lets fucking go….good luck🫡 my theory on thrift stores is that they’re like..alignment self-check stations. if you are on the right frequency it will autogenerate the items u need for the next step in ur quest. if u enter with impure intentions of materialism then u will find nothing becuase u will see no value in any of it.. (this is why rich ppl naturally avoid thrift stores). i think a lot of it involves removing desire from your heart. then once u get to a certain level of psychic mindedness, u can predict exactly what you’ll find! i think thats what happened to me w the juicy bag, rather than, the other way around. i am predicting u will find something cool and unique that will feel meaningful..let me know if u do ^o^

peashooter85:

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Gustave Young engraved, gold plated Smith & Wesson No. 1 with pearl grips, caliber .22 Short, United States, manufactured in the 1860’s

from Rock Island Auctions

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I’m trying to make a soundtrack for an imaginary horror movie but unfortunately there is a real dearth of somgs about being really really scared

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metamorphesque:

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— Tennessee Williams, Notebooks

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french-onion-firbolg:

Hey mutuals a warning that

  • I’m gonna get myself in fighting trim
  • scope out every angle of unfair advantage
  • I’m gonna bribe the officials
  • I’m gonna kill all the judges
  • It’s going to take you people years to recover from all of the damage

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c0iledpigtail:

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outfit for baltimore

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palaeoplushies:

Everyone wanted more Big Sook updates so here we have him, Lil Snoggers and PeeWee peacefully snorflin’. Also the Accidental Endlers.

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flight-to-mars:

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Novelty vending machine ring (c. 60’s)

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