• satyr: hey wanna hear a song
  • unicorn: no
  • satyr: [blows on panflute]
  • satyr: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • satyr: mmmmmmmmmi'm gay
  • unicorn: that's the same song you sing every day
  • satyr: yeah, it is

prozdvoices:

learning-timebuster said:

A nice old lady who goes door to door to convert people to satanism

nice try, Mrs. Jones

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Tumblr user blessphemy has a fever and no explanation for this series of texts

Tumblr user blessphemy has a fever and no explanation for this series of texts

avina:

u have no business being this squishy

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(via grossberg)

clupster:

You don’t get to tell me how to live, WikiHow.

(via spacetwinks)

l980s:
“Drew a purple friendship horse for twirity
Late B-day gift woah!
”

l980s:

Drew a purple friendship horse for twirity

Late B-day gift woah!

(via mavdpie-remade)

catnibbles:
“lion floof
”

catnibbles:

lion floof

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aaaaa42:

party games

  • naked kill: get naked and kill people
  • break eachothers legs: self explaintory

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itsalwaysunnyatroosterteeth:

kiriamaya:

tenderpersondlamia:

insectaffection:

smartassjen:

brinconvenient:

transquesting:

kiriamaya:

Like, I support the fuck out of trans girls and young trans women, don’t get me wrong. But it would be nice to see some more pics of middle-aged and older trans women, too.

Speaking as a slightly older-than-tumblr-average trans woman (I’m 41), we’re out here. It’s just that most of my peers don’t hang out on Tumblr, they’re on Facebook or Twitter.

I’ll be 37 this year. Wow … that hurt to say, a little. But yeah, we’re here. <3

39 here, and quite proud of it. Also not on Facebook for what it’s worth. I like the peers I have here on Tumblr. :)

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*sigh* fine. FINE. 

i’m… 39. i just turned 39.

i’m only owning up to it because i was terrified of transitioning at 34 and i would do anything to alleviate that fear for someone else. 

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we are NEVER talking about this again tho

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35 now (just got home from a shoot and an outcall when this was taken)

… the women above me give me lots of hope and joy

THIS IS MAKING ME SO HAPPY OMG

It’s always really nice seeing pictures of older trans people, because quite often on here it’s the transitioning teenagers, and it’s scary because it makes it feel like we don’t have a future

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coffee-iv:

saboobnah:

bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you

if you don’t call the cops on birds you’re a fucking ass coward

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pizzakladd:
“returning favors
”

pizzakladd:

returning favors

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