I wanna have grandkids just so they can be weirded out by how hot I used to be
Maybe you weren’t looking for the gingerbread man from shrek reading werewolf erotica but boy have I supplied
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1 - gives kibble to dogs in shelters with a single click
2 - gives 10 pieces of kibble to dogs in shelters, whether you get the question right or not
3 - gives 10 pieces of kibble to cats in shelters, whether you get the question right or not
4 - gives cat litter to cats in shelters with a single click
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Who discovered which plants we could and couldn’t eat?
Me, you’re welcome.
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When will autocorrect understand that I can repeat the last letter of a word as much as I wanttttt
You shouldn’t point out things about people’s appearances if they can’t fix it in ten seconds.
— Something my sister said once, that’s become an important thing to me (via legally-undead)
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