• Potential employer: so what's your availabil-
  • Me: I AM AVAILABLE ALL THE TIME. ANY DAY. ALL HOURS. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO PLEASE HIRE ME

icecream-eaterrr:

I just heard this woman say “you procrastinate because you are afraid of rejection. It’s a defense mechanism, you are trying to protect yourself without even trying.” and I think I just realized what was wrong with me.

I procrastinate because I hate doing things that are difficult or unpleasant

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  • soda drink: yeah this flavor is called "berry rush"
  • me: what berries are those
  • soda drink: you know
  • soda drink: the berries

peppersupreme:

I am not reblogging that gross art of hotdiggedydemon, who is already known for being trash, but just so you know, he made a stereotypical anti-semetic depiction of Connie and I finally have seen a humble amount of people point it out.
Here is that anti-semetic art + commentary that it is that.

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My dream home/apartment

-the bathroom has a bath big enough for me to submerge my entire body
-the shower has one of those disconnectable shower head things but water keeps coming out of the main shower head while I use it
-the bathroom is right next to my bedroom
-in my bedroom there is one light switch by the door and one next to my bed

blacksheepboybucky:

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself”

Wrong. Between late 1966 and late 1967 a creature called the Mothman was seen several times in Point Pleasant, West Virginia. It looked like this

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getyourspoons:
“Move on. Next question.
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getyourspoons:

Move on. Next question.

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fuckyeahillustrativeart:
“Mushroom Kitty // A3 // acrylic + ink mixed media // 2014
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fuckyeahillustrativeart:

Mushroom Kitty // A3 // acrylic + ink mixed media // 2014

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actuallyagentcarolina:
“i thought abt this and i was like. Oh no thats cute
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actuallyagentcarolina:

i thought abt this and i was like. Oh no thats cute

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tasselfairy:

Me and my beasties  Worf, and Princess Leia today on www.tasselfairy.com

mageofalpaca:

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Toughest gang in Alternia High

(They’re transparent if you guys wanna use em just give credit)

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beexkween:

noodlesxgold:

oh my god

This is the best Instagram I started following a month ago

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earthlynation:

A sea snake (Hydrophis elegans) has one lung, but also breathes through its skin.

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colorfulgradients:

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