me: I want you to explain how Spongebob Squarepants seemed to be the only fry cook at the Krusty Krab. Everything in this underwater world we know as Bikini Bottom is pretty westernized in terms of its customs and general rules. so do they not have labor laws? Spongebob should only be working 40 hours a week because we all know that Mr. Krabs would never give Spongebob any overtime. So we can only assume that he has 2 days off. Being the only restaurant in Bikini Bottom would warrant it being open at least 6 days a week and that is far too many hours for Spongebob to be constantly working there. So who is the other fry cook?
Weird Al:
...who are you? And why do you look just like me? What is it that you want?
Robot:
I am "Weird AI" Yankovic. This world needs a "Weird Al" to make pretty freaking epic song parodies. Am programmed to replace you seamlessly after death. Never tire. Can write funny song with 97 percent accuracy. Surrender the flesh.
Weird Al:
Oh yeah? No machine can just write a hit song, or re-write it with the lyrics changed to have some jokes about gherkins which are actually quite clever in my opinion. Hit me with your best shot.
Robot:
Take the popular song ["All Ab%out That B%ass"] Replace the word [B%ass] with [B%aste]. It is now about subject [Turkeys]. Release on Thanksgiving.
I wish platonic bdsm was more of a thing. I want really good friends who will sometimes spit in my mouth and slap me and tell me I’m a filthy little piggy.
Dinosaurs are often viewed as cold-blooded prehistoric predators,
however, new research shows that they were likely warm-blooded.
This is a very different conclusion than a widely publicized study published in 2014, which concluded that dinosaurs couldn’t make up their minds.
Meaning, they were neither ectothermic nor endothermic - terms
popularly simplified as “cold-blooded” and “warm-blooded,” respectively -
but rather they occupied an intermediate category.
But now, according to paleontologist Michael D'Emic from Stony
Brook University, who re-analyzed this popular study, dinosaur blood was
indeed one-sided.
“The study that I re-analyzed was remarkable for its breadth - the
authors compiled an unprecedented dataset on growth and metabolism from
studies of hundreds of living animals,” D'Emic said in a statement.
“Upon re-analysis, it was apparent that dinosaurs weren’t just somewhat
like living mammals in their physiology - they fit right within our
understanding of what it means to be a ‘warm-blooded’ mammal,” he added.
The results were published in the journal Science.
Steven Universe - Soy un Cometa(Latino) - Like a Comet
Here’s the song “Like a Comet” from the episode “Story For Steven” in Spanish aired today in Latin America.
ahhh ok this is really good but it made me start watching clips of the spanish version and it’s p good except steven sounds like a 70 yr old smoker!!! im dying i cant handle it
