♡ Today! ♡ This wig was awful to comb out ;u; #cute #kawaii #blue
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new horror movie concept:
so this white family moves into an old house. “it’s a fixer-uper but a fresh start for us” says the dad
“no signal. this sucks” says the teenaged daughter
“come on boy” says the 10 year old son to the dog who seems unsettled.
“can’t put the kids through another year like the last” says the mom
the house is ultra haunted
super mega ultra haunted
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Tumblr’s New Blocking Feature!
Tumblr’s new blocking feature is a drastic improvement over the previous “Ignore” setting. Here’s what it can do:
- They can’t reblog your posts!
- They can’t follow your blog at all!
- They can’t view your blog at its address!
- They can’t text you while you’re both logged into tumblr!
- They can’t walk within 500ft of you thanks to our new forcefield tech!
- They can’t contact you at all, even by their own email!
- They can’t think of you without crying!
- They can’t see you in person! You’re invisible!
- They can’t say your name without a burning pain!
- They can’t even brush their teeth anymore! Why? Who knows!?
- They can’t vote in American elections!
- They can’t ever have kids!
- They can’t even eat!
- They can’t listen to the old Ludwig Van without feeling sick!
- They can’t live! They cannot die! All they they see: Absolute horror!
- They can’t survive for longer than 3 minutes without a painful injection of sulfuric acid into their eyeballs and genitals!
- They can’t ever touch their families again without causing them to fall apart like ashes, all they love, all they know will burn, condemning them to hell itself, alone and broken, tormented by pain and sorrow until the end of time and even then they cannot escape the torment you’ve inflicted upon them for you are become death, destroyer of worlds and they are but ants condemned to your unholy wrath!
- They can’t link to your blog in their posts!
Please note that use of the “block” feature is forbidden by the Geneva Conventions, U.S. Federal Law and The Holy Bible.
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Please. Watch this clip and open your heart to Gintama.
I dont even want context for that. that was a wild ride start to finish.
(praying) please god let me wake up tomorrow with a body made entirely of long glistening knives. thank you
Florida police murder black computer engineer as he listens to music; attempted coverup exposed
On July 31st, 2013, Jermaine McBean, an experienced 33 year old computer engineer with no criminal record whatsoever, paid $100 for a camouflage BB gun at his local pawn shop. As he walked to his home with his headphones on, listening to music, he was shot and killed by police in Oakland Park, Florida - after they claimed he ignored their requests to put down his weapon and then aimed the gun, which was empty, at them in an aggressive manner.
The cop who shot McBean got an award during the investigation.
Now, nearly two year later, it turns out the police told multiple lies in attempt to cover up their senseless murder of Jermaine.
Lie #1: The officer who shot and killed Jermaine, Deputy Peter Peraza, said multiple times that he saw nothing in the ears of Jermaine McBean.
A transcript shows that Deputy Peter Peraza, who fired the fatal shots, repeatedly told sheriff’s investigators that he did not see anything in McBean’s ears.Nothing, the officer swore under oath, prevented Mr. McBean from hearing the screaming officers.
Truth: The headphones are clearly in Jermaine’s ears in a picture taken by a nurse who lived in the neighborhood.
Also, according to the NY Times, the deputy who shot him, Peter Peraza, said he had feared for his life, convinced that Mr. McBean was about to start firing. Deputy Peraza was asked at least five times whether there was any reason that Mr. McBean would not have heard the officers’ commands, such as whether there was anything in his ears. Each time, Deputy Peraza said no.
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Photo of a white girls legs in a bathtub with purple water
Whats the name of the anime where the protagonist has pink hair. And her friends are, a tomboyish girl with short hair, a quiet one with long black hair, and a rich one w blonde pigtails
The World Is A Beautiful Mace And I Am No Longer Afraid To Hit You With A Mace
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TEQUILA Flavored CANDY
with
GENUINE WORM*grabs my belt buckle* sign me up partner
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can cis women stop bashing penises to make their feminist agenda seem “cool” and “trendy”?? do u realize how many trans people ur just shitting on when u start to equate womanhood/manhood with body parts? its not empowering its degrading. stop that.
shout out to the vietnamese kids named phuc, dam, bich, son, dat, nga and so much more for enduring the namecalling and jokes about your name; you’re strong and beautiful.
& đông and dủng
lemme tell yall, my mom came to america when she was around 4 y/o and went to school in america and the white kids made jokes about her name becus her name was MyDung. when she was old enough she changed her legal name to a more “acceptable” one becus she was afraid it wouldnt b seen professional in america. she was too embarrassed to say her name out loud. when she did have to, she’d say it quietly. ever since i was a kid i would notice her behavior when ppl asked her name. so yeah fuckin SHOUTOUT to vietnamese kids w/ vietnamese names who get teased, yall amazing