mega-madridista-4-life:

Garnet is normally a confident, brave, fearless, and chill person. But when you see her in this state, up to the point where she is literally breaking down into pieces, you know that something is seriously wrong. Garnet immediately realizes who these gems were, she finds out that they were dead gems from the war who are now forcefully (without their consent) fused together. This makes her freeze into her place, unable to do anything except think about the horrible think she just witnessed. I hope you know what this is a metaphor for…

(via thefatedmeeting)

👀 so many new follows so early in the morning!! Thanks y'all

Im ready for butt cleavage to be (back?) in style

amazign:
“ djprincessk:
“ stop-hammerkind:
“ srsfunny:
“ Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass
”
WHAT
”
#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was
”
i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug
”

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

(via itsmitchellebitch)

captoring:

but still like… when ppl say… “Person Lastname is so HOT that they make me wish i wasn’t born straight” … like ??…   “too bad my EXTREME STRAIGHTNESS prevents me from being AFFECTIONATE and NAKED with this person of my own gender - which i want to do SO BAD” ….. listen…   i have good news for you buddy…..?? …

(via witchydarling)

mushroooms:

when ur breathing thru ur nose n u hear it make that hollow little whistle sound thats a little gnome child learning to play his wooden slide flute dont breathe too hard or he’ll fall out of ur face to his untimely demise

(via moonry)

suippumato:
“beautiful cinnamon roll
”

suippumato:

beautiful cinnamon roll

caroldanvers:

You want to be well liked and you want people to want to watch you. It’s nice to have people like your work. People will come up to me and say ‘I love coming home after work and watching the show,’ or ‘You and your crew are really funny.’ I have a lot of Latina fans that come up to me and say ‘I don’t get to see a lot of Latinas on TV, so it’s really cool to see you there and really representing us.’

(via witchchad-deactivated20160310)

My frequently used emojis look like a snail was holding a dude up at gunpoint but is distracted when someone slides him a bowl of ramen

My frequently used emojis look like a snail was holding a dude up at gunpoint but is distracted when someone slides him a bowl of ramen

ohseagull:
“You do it for her
and now you say
I’ll do it for him.
”

ohseagull:

You do it for her

and now you say

I’ll do it for him.

(via sparklenaut)

moxis:

you just think about the life you’ll have together after the war

(via diamante-amarillo-deactivated20)

heliolisk:

I love seeing pawprints cause that means at some point a dog walked on that spot and then i think about dogs and its a good time

(via 2boiz-deactivated20170310)

witchydarling:

jeezypetes:

witchydarling:

jeezypetes it’s a black tea with like hibiscus and elderberries and raisins and like currants or something?

Wine tea

I mean we also have tea that you steep in wine
and bottles shaped like wine bottles with infusers in them to do it

Girl!!! That sounds nasty but i wanna try it. Are you working Thursday?

(via witchydarling)

witchydarling:

jeezypetes it’s a black tea with like hibiscus and elderberries and raisins and like currants or something?

Wine tea