something terrible has happened, and you find that you’re one of two people left on the planet. you have to repopulate with this person for the good of your species. would you rather fight to survive with the world’s greatest bowler or the world’s greatest improviser
world’s greatest bowler
pros
adept use of fingers
deadly accuracy
likely owns many shoes
will eat pretty much anything and love it
cons
untrained in melee
needs to constantly stop to restock projectiles
uneven distribution of strength throughout body
almost certainly bad at all other physical activity
world’s greatest improviser
pros
encyclopedia knowledge of pop culture will preserve the past
scrawny body is good for fitting through tight spaces
is content with not having any money/material things
probably has good stories about meeting, like, amy poehler
cons
likely racist and in denial about it
low stamina, susceptible to predators
overrates how good SNL used to be
may grow agitated without new pop culture to riff on
I feel that substituting sleep with caffeine is a lot like drinking unicorn blood to stay immortal. You will have but a half life, a cursed life, from the moment it touches your lips
Honestly I can’t get excited about even non corporate rainbow shit like on the white house or niagara bc 1) those colors don’t represent me 2) would they have done that in a show of solidarity if the supreme court voted against gay marriage? (Answer: no, absolutely not)
On the early morning of June 27, activists in South Carolina gathered to take down the confederate flag flying above the Capitol before the funerals for 3 of the victims of the Charleston massacre begin. There is also supposed to be a “defend the flag” action later today.
A black woman identified as Bree climbed the flag pole and took the flag down herself. She was arrested shortly after climbing back down with the flag.
Anonymous asked: EVERYONE on my Facebook is going insane over that stupid confederate flag(I live in North Carolina where it is very popular sadly), peo[;e keep saying it i not racist and stuff, isn't it? Can yo please explain it, I'm genuinely confused about this whole thing. Do you know the meaning/history of it or anything?
The confederate flag represents a nation based around slavery. It represents a time when the south was vehemently fighting to keep slavery legal. In the 1940s, the flag was used by the Dixiecrats, a political party that was devoted to maintaining segregation. The flag has been flown by the KKK. It has been flown by white supremacists. The flag has ties to racial injustice that extends much further beyond the Civil War, and I cannot comprehend why anybody would want to be associated with a flag that has such strong ties to racism and hate.
