Chihuahuas look like they have foreseen their own death thousands of times over
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“Don’t get me wrong, I love my son, and both Mark and I were thrilled about his early cognitive development, but it can sometimes be overwhelming when our infant is screaming things like, “Soda! There must be soda! Soda for me, the boy! Soda for the boy! I am the boy!” in the deafening baritone voice of a furious middle-aged man at all hours of the day and night.”
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fats:
This will be the cutest video you will see today. My grandparents found baby sea turtles on their doorstep this morning so they released them one by one!
please turn on your volume omg
This made my day
READ THE LINK. This woman was wild.
READ THE LINK. Do you love badass ladies? Olde-timey scandals? Vintage newspapers? READ THE LINK
We need a TV series about Miss Strayer.
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nerds don’t get hated for being nerds they’re hated for being pretentious and rude i hate nerds no one cares if you like star wars
Fuck you
*sips my Krug Clos d’Ambonnay champagne as i recline in my 10 000 dollar lounge chair* Ricardo, add this one to the testimonials page *steadily pours the champagne onto the floor*
This. This is far more embarrassing than anything you are labeling “embarrassing.” Don’t you have some champagne to spill instead of grilling people on Tumblr?
i am typing with one hand and pouring the champagne onto the ground with the other . yoyu fool. you imbecile
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Muslim groups fundraise to restore black churches, ‘support victims of arson’
Muslim organizations have raised $23,000 to help rebuild eight historically black churches that have burned down since the deadly attack on a prayer group in South Carolina. Three fires are believed to be arson, while the rest are under investigation.
The groups ‒ including Muslim Anti-Racism Collaborative, the Arab American Association of New York and Ummah Wide ‒ encouraged Muslims to reach out during their holy month of Ramadan. They touted the connections between Muslim and African-American communities in the US, saying the groups are “profoundly integrated in many ways, in our overlapping identities and in our relationship to this great and complicated country.”
Ramadan Kareem
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