if a lady gave me this i would marry her on the spot
I would call the police
Sleep paralysis is so fun i just lay face down in bed screaming for five minutes and then when i really woke up it turned out that i had not been screaming actually
At leadt it interrupted a dream where agent mulder was trapped in this ladys mind and she was sexually harrassing him by masturbating and then she was going to do something rly horrible w a baby, im not even gonna say what, anyways im never sleeping again
Sleep paralysis is so fun i just lay face down in bed screaming for five minutes and then when i really woke up it turned out that i had not been screaming actually
i get so excited when i can’t remember the name of someone i knew in high school it’s like i’m one step closer to being fully cleansed
character select
dog 1: master of a tibetan temple, this dog has been living and breathing the arts of shaolin since birth. He has his chi in complete alignment, and is a taciturn natural fighter even in his old age. Underestimating him could prove to be a fatal mistake.
dog 2: what he lacks in formal training, he makes up for with pure brute strength. Born with an innate physical fitness, a knack for fighting, and something to prove, this dog is known to slip into a berserker rage, awakening only when he has downed his enemy.
dog 3: growing up in the mean streets of the inner city, this dog had to learn to brawl in order to survive. He has his own self-taught style of capoeira, adapted from the 1980′s b-boy movement. Quick on his feet, even quicker on his hands, and with the street smarts it takes to win any fight, this dog has some big connections in the underworld that would scare any opponent.
dog 4: an expert assassin, cool, calculating, this dog speaks very little. but behind his cold gaze lies the mind of an expert fighter, his knowledge of stealth combat, tracking skills, and armament of concealed weaponry ensure that you don’t see him until it’s already too late.
dog 5: a veteran of the persian gulf war and balkan conflicts of the 1990′s, this dog has seen combat in some of the most vicious contemporary warfare theaters. His resolve is unshakeable, has extensive CQC training, and is a master tactician. After events he refuses to disclose, he left the service, and went to live in the wild, hunting for himself, coming into town once a month for supplies. a force to be reckoned with.
dog 6: little is known about this dog, other than he is the product of a top secret government project gone wrong. filled to the brim with the latest cybernetic technology and performance enhancing pharmaceuticals, He became unstable, and massacred the entire black ops lab he was being held in. He now wanders, an unknown quantity. What destruction is this dog capable of?
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friendly reminder that dana scully was born in 1964, clarice starling was born in 1963, and both of them attended the FBI academy in Quantico probably around the same time.
i bet they dated for a bit
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oback barama is such a good president
name 5 of his songs
saw a very cool iphone in this book about computers from the 70s I found at my grandma’s
The new iPhone 7 looks great
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that fucking post where its like “Donald Trump’s tweets read like dril’s” really is true holy shit
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