Benedict Cumberbatch Will Not Stop Eating Hundreds Of Wasps Daily, No Matter How Much Cowardly Medical Professionals Attempt To Stop Him
“it’s free and it’s crunch” responded Cumberbatch to reporters in a press conference earlier this week, moments before snatching a handful of hornets from midair with his teeth, chewing and smacking his lips alarmingly loud.
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Is the legalization of gay marriage not enough? What more do you need?
we need blood
You’re not helping..
*bangs fists on table* we need blood! we need blood! we need blood!
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vague post
theres this orb in the sky ive been seeing. i see it every day i dont like it. not naming names
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i love having no license, the pain and burning embarrassment that come with having no license, trying to get around with no license, and also dying
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so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know
they actually did a study on this
and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches
yes
ostrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they’re just not interested, they want their farmers instead
it’s incredible
also, ostriches show notable sexual preference
some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some will display for anybody, some will display for female humans only
I can’t believe ostriches are reverse furries
his wife stared at him coldly from across the table, smoking a cigarette.
“the man I married didn’t draw Naruto yaoi.” she muttered through a cloud of smoke.
he slam the table hard with his fist, spilling his apple juice
“NARUTO YAOI PUTS NOTES ON THE TABLE, JESS” he retorted, but the words rang as hollow as his heart
