Steven Universe episodes airing in August + descriptions.
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There’s a lot more people pretending to be straight than there is pretending to be bisexual
make two birds but keep the old, two in bushes and the other you hold
have an emotion? just remember the three R’s!
This art collage is called: Why I had to unfriend my elderly Great Aunt on Facebook.
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http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.
this is the kind of content i came here for
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In case you missed it I did this dope ass interview with the coolest beauty company around and honestly they are the future sooooo go read it rn.
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very me
clivedavinci: this is basically me, because i’m pretty buff, but i’m also pretty fat, and i’m always looking for my lady that’s someplace out there
you always got your whole ass out too?
this guy has the wackiest blog description I’ve ever read
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i mean bless all the ppl making posts abt how onion being nonverbal n not liking food doesn’t make him creepy bc they are 200% right abt that but like
he did also try to crush several ppl with cars, flood the town with dolls, threaten mayor dewey with a baseball bat (not that i blame him lmao), make a model of steven out of mashed potato n then lick it and smash it, secretly hang around in steven’s kitchen cupboard for who knows how long, and keep a mouse in his mouth and also did i mention he tried to crush people by raining cars on them
like, being nonverbal is not the ~weird~ thing abt him
u have my guarantee as a Real Life Autistic Person that it is ok to find this creepy, he may well be autistic (it’s my hc) but that doesn’t mean everything he does is a direct result of him being autistic……. u are allowed to find unexplained violence creepy…….. doesnt make u ableist
(also - in-universe steven is clearly made uncomfortable by some of what onion does and like. going ‘oh but he’s autistic so he doesn’t have to care, he gets a free pass, this is what autism is’ perpetuates negative stereotypes abt autism n is v unhelpful so maybe… don’t say this thing…..)
#honestly im more worried that ppl see that and go YEAH obviously he’s just autistic #idk bout u guys but i have never made it rain cars to avoid giving back a toy…… #i am still so thrown n amused by all the posts i see abt how if u think onion is creepy or has done anything wrong ever ur ableist #like he *is* kinda creepy but i kinda just. it’s not bc he’s nonverbal guys why r u acting like that’s the weirdest thing abt him. #he made it RAIN CARS and he FLOODED THE TOWN WITH DOLLS
reblogging with their tags because OH MY FUCKING GOD THANK YOU
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Anonymous asked: hey, i like your post but i'm having trouble understanding something (maybe u can help) at the end of a post about discussing misogyny/genitalia you said to stop using phrases like "people w/vaginas" to include trans men w/women when discussing anatomy. i've actually done this a lot bc i was told that phrasing it this way acknowledges that not genitals =/ gender. is there a diff way i should be saying it? i am cis (just trying to be a good ally, was honestly told to use said phrase by trans ppl)
There are instances when the phrases are useful. Like “people with uteri should get a pap smear every few years”, in that case you’re simply using it to talk about a relevant body part without gendering the people who own it.
In other cases, the phrase is misused, like “people with penises just don’t understand the shame people with vaginas feel about their genitals”. In this case, it carelessly throws cis men and trans women together as if their experiences are identical, even though trans women are very familiar with genital shaming. This kind of carelessness is often a result of the way society drills into our minds that trans women are really men, which influences our thoughts and words.
Even when just talking about bodies, think before you speak and try not to make assumptions. For example I remember a post about heart attacks that said that “people with vaginas experience different signs when having a heart attack than people with penises”. The poster probably felt real proud of being such a great ally after using these phrases that they heard somewhere, but have there been studies on what causes these differences? Would a trans woman experience different signs before and after bottom surgery due to suddenly having a vagina? Or is it hormonally caused so hormone replacement therapy would alter the signs? The answer is we have no idea because these things are all made for cis people, by cis people. So best not to make any assumptions: “cisgender women tend to experience different signs when having a heart attack than cisgender men” you can leave it there, or add “there is no data about this on transgender people”.
The phrase is not always wrong, but -think- before you use it. Understand that society has programmed you to assume that trans men are like cis women, and that trans women are like cis men, understand how that influences your thoughts and words. Understand that body parts and hormone levels are not immutable, and that body parts don’t always come in one of two complete packages(example: having a vagina does not automatically mean a person has a uterus). Basically, just -think-. You won’t always get it perfect, and that’s okay because the way our culture has built language around sex and gender makes it extremely hard to speak about these constructs without reinforcing them, but the attempt is appreciated.
Wow, this reply got a bit long. Anyway I hope this helped and have a nice day!
What she says: I’m fine
What she means: What time period does A Series of Unfortunate Events actually take place? There is mention of horse-drawn carriages, but also of motor cycles and automobiles, but the way the three Baudelaires dress is indicative of the nineteen hundred-something’s. Characters are dressed in both early twentieth century clothing as well as up to date clothing. There is mention of computers, fax, and phones but some things seem rather dated. What time in history is it??I remember reading an interview with Lemony Snicket when I was a kid, where they basically asked him that exact question.
His answer was “the year of the Rat”.
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ok i really can’t tell if i like how this turned out but there’s not much more i can do to it
LOOK AT HER