You will be one of the people Santa takes to visit his workshop who is on the nice list, take solace in that and remain faithful even when evil science tries to convince you of Parent Present Rationalism
No one believes me that i met jb smoove at a greyhound station in salt lake city utah. Why would i make that up
The problem with living an only moderately interesting life is that sometimes people think I’m lying about stuff like this but when people do believe me they’re not that impressed
