girls teaching dog to bounce on mattress
Love it!
*slams fist on table* THIS IS THE KIND OF CONTENT I LIKE TO SEE
Dogs are so important and we must protect them at all costs
(via everythingistemporaryx)
mulder: isn’t it odd people remember them as the berenstein bears even though they’ve supposedly been the berenstain bears since the beginning?
scully: well names that sound similar to berenstain are frequently spelled ending in s-t-e-i-n so it’s not surprising people would assume-
mulder: we switched universes around 10 years ago and the government knows it
(via gwynndolin)
2 cowboys at a showdown
cowboy 1: what’s your name, stranger?
cowboy 2: the name’s johnny 12 guns. on a count of my 12 guns. how bout you, pardner?
cowboy 1: johnny 13 guns
cowboy 2: fuck you
(via iguanamouth)
theres not enough art that looks like a vagina
Ain’t nobody got to cover Across the Universe again, not fucking EVER.
Honestly idk if i want scully and mulder to date i just know i want them both to date Me
“You’re just a baby boy. I’ll kick your butt, even though I don’t have my right shoes on.”
Boston, MA