astralpriestess:

Hello Kitty’s face Has changed over the years, but I do not think she’s getting plastic s*rgery (though I would not be against that). I think she’s growing into herself! and tbh she looks great as is, but especially for someone who has to deal w the pressure of being an International Superstar

(via chinhi-deactivated20160211)

necromantiqua:
“ fleecal:
“ Someone who doesn’t watch Gravity Falls, explain this picture.
”
time to collect that inheritance
”

necromantiqua:

fleecal:

Someone who doesn’t watch Gravity Falls, explain this picture.

time to collect that inheritance

(via unclefather)

(via orcababie)

moistraisin:

I don’t want to see a photo of someone fingering a fruit or flower ever again

(via vvampirebat)

when the farmer gives you the good hay

phoneus:

someone: hey look at my cute pug

me: haha cute! 

me: [internal monologue] Do I tell him? No, I shouldn’t. I don’t know why I feel so eager to tell him his dog is the asthmatic inbred result of Man playing god

(via par-lez-franglais)

ofallthehappy:

Pizza on the way to me

(via tomatomagica)

glasses problems

semezukas:

  • when they fog up after u get off the bus and u blind for like 17 seconds
  • when you clean them on some cloth u found and the lenses become dirtier and u kno u a failure
  • when they fall off ur face when u exercised for once
  • when u accidentally smudge the lenses and u feel like hell has a place for u
  • when they keep sliding down ur goddamn nose and u gotta push them up like a megane-ass anime character
  • when u lose ur fuckin glasses and u can’t see shit without them so u can’t even look for them

(via tomatomagica)

daizylemonade:

🍏🌱Who wants to eat my hair🙀❔ it tastes like sour apple candy🌱🍏

(via theselfiequeue)

ihatenike:

b0nemelikeyou0wnme:

ihatenike:

i hate white ppl who travel a lot and think bc of that .. bc they graced the rest of the world with their presence and bc theyve accepted these hard to love weird different OTHER cultures that they have open hearts or some shit like spare me Phillip

You lost me at ‘I hate white people’

I’m so happy :,)

(via chinhi-deactivated20160211)

crypticdyke:

flesbian:

that guy you just called cute…he’s ugly 

i lol’ed cuz this is so true

(via gaylor-moon)

cryingloser:

friends bday today yay!!

(via chinhi-deactivated20160211)

pillowsandfriends:

Got my keys…ready to go!

(via king-small-deactivated20230615)

when you flip the wrong switch

aaaaa42:

garbage disposal: GGGGRRRRNNNNGGGHHHFFFGGHHBBHBFHGFGFHGFHFGGGNFGNGRNRGRRRNRGNRNNHNGFFFFHBHBBRRBHFNBHRHTRBGNRRBNRGBHHRGFHGRBNGFHGBN

(via aquaticpixel)