flashinqlights:

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

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sixpenceee:

Toy For Toddlers Reveals Shocking Image: Painted pink and shaped like a flower, it promises toddlers “wonderful music”, magic and fairies. But if you peel off the silver foil, a shocking image of a girl slitting her wrists with a knife is revealed. Parents have spoken of their shock after buying this “Evil Stick” from a dollar store in Dayton, Ohio.

At first glance, the stick, which depicts a smiling anime character, swirls and snowflakes on its packaging, appears to be a “princess wand”. However, when in use, the toy emits a loud, cackling laugh and flashing lights. 

 Most disturbingly, it also features a picture of a girl with red eyes and an evil expression under a patch of foil at the end of the stick. The youngster is cutting her wrist with a knife, drawing blood. 

“It’s a picture of a girl slitting her wrists. I’m outraged over it,” mother Nicole Allen, who bought the toy from the dollar store for her two-year-old daughter said.

“I want to know how they think that that is suitable for a child. There was barbie dolls on one side and baby toys on the other side, and these were right in the middle.”

Local Tina Musgrove added: “You don’t want to think about little girls picking that up and thinking this is normal, or funny, or interesting, or any of those things.“ 

The store’s owner, Amar Moustafa, said it was parents’ responsibility to read the toy’s label and determine what is appropriate for their children. 

“The name on it, it says ‘Evil Stick’,’” he said.“'So from the name, if I was buying it for my kid, I would inspect it before I gave it to them.“ (Source)

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grindbuster:

tumblr only has 10 levels and when youve completed all of them you have to delete. they are:

  1. get 13 followers
  2. argue with a random person
  3. seen 1000 funny-ish jokes beaten to death in a matter of hours
  4. feel exhausted by the sight of capital letters
  5. get a gross message
  6. block someone
  7. seen that post about the reverse-albino lion
  8. met up irl with a mutual 
  9. given up
  10. hate the whole website

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jelloapocalypse:

sonic-nyoom:

The baby duck scene from ‘Chili Dog Day Afternoon’.

There are some things a GIF just can’t convey.

“Hey, we need to add a minute to this episode’s runtime but all we have is this one voice clip and a duck model.”

“I have an idea.”

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reblog if this is a good pic

homophobic:

uropyia:

catsecretary:

this is so funny wtf

JESUS

Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?”

Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out*

Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.”

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kujo-jolyne:
“ captain underpants is the last place i expected to see gay representation but honestly thank god!!!!
EDIT: i’m getting a lot of questions so YES it’s real, the title is captain underpants and the sensational saga of sir stink-a-lot,...

kujo-jolyne:

captain underpants is the last place i expected to see gay representation but honestly thank god!!!!

EDIT: i’m getting a lot of questions so YES it’s real, the title is captain underpants and the sensational saga of sir stink-a-lot, and the reason you don’t remember it is because it’s new, it comes out on august 25.

context is that harold and george have gone to the future to meet their adult selves; old george has a wife, and old harold has a husband. old george’s wife, mrs. beard, is introducing her children and the other couple’s children to george and harold, their respective fathers.

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stoned-levi:

zombiekittensandmadscientists:

awesome-picz:

Cat-Plants You Probably Shouldn’t Water

The cat crop is good this year.

A plentiful harvest

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mgs1otacon:

endtroducer:

some reports claim that the old seinfeld episodes played on todays cable are actually just slightly sped up to save airing time and money (which is true), and if the boiling frog theory was real, we could get people used to unnoticeably faster and faster episodes of seinfeld until our grand-grandkids will be finishing full episodes of “that weird show our ancestors watched” under 3 minutes

the gradual nightcorisation of culture

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vsadcactus:
“ kind of sad about my brown hair but I still look cute. ignore the pile of boxes in the corner that we forgot to take out to the trash last night. also I’m going to murder the glare on my glasses.
”

vsadcactus:

kind of sad about my brown hair but I still look cute. ignore the pile of boxes in the corner that we forgot to take out to the trash last night. also I’m going to murder the glare on my glasses.

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RIP, Blingee

ooooorin:

According to a message posted on their front page, Blingee.com is going to be permanently “turned off” on August 25. This is sad news. A while back, Doug (aka Internet History) and I began collecting death Blingees––sparkling tributes to dead pets, relatives, celebs, etc––and then we started posting our collection at RIP Blingee

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There are a LOT of sad memorial Blingees: people in caskets, beloved pet birds, garbage-covered gravesites, old family photos, lifeless fetuses in little animated Santa hats. There are stupid, funny ones, too–the Oxy Clean guy, the Twin Towers, this thing:

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Anyway, Blingee is going away forever. If you feel like mourning with us, you can pay your respects at RIP Blingee. We’re going to post as many as we can before they’re gone for good.

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Show her that you love her while you Blingee
~Blingee, 2006-2015~

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when i was a little kid i had  a crush on the queen spider from the chuck e cheese spider stompin game

a relatable feeling:

smartassjen:

smartassjen:

Here’s the official trailer.

I hope this makes you excited for the full series (six 10-minute episodes), which is due to begin airing in October, online for free.

We’re still fundraising to finish post-production. Give if you can, and help us spread the word. Every view is an endorsement and a signal to potential platforms that there is a demand for queer & trans content.

Thanks! 

By the way, not only is Her Story about trans women, and stars two trans women, it was also co-written by one, and directed by another.

And this trailer was edited by yet another trans woman (the amazing Mari Walker), AND the music (”Got Monsters”) is by Mina Caputo, also a trans woman.

See what we can do when given the chance? :) 

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