evilvillain123456789:

My pussy canal is three centimeters deep before hitting the cervix. Cease these private messages immediately.

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babyitaliano:

lettuce-queen-is-valid:

babyitaliano:

lettuce-queen-is-valid:

ilovecalc2:

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

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h0:

andreablog2-deactivated20220425:

Life is so beautiful idk why I’m on tumblr lol

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anthropobscene:

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12/8/22: decomposing vertebrae harboring algal growth.

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snurm:

crevicedwelling:

Bupkis and Beeftongue.

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Bupkis and Beeftongue.

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Bupkis and Beeftongue.

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sleepnoises:

sleepnoises:

next year the usps is dropping a strega nonna stamp… Coveting

a postage stamp with Strega Nona, a kindly old woman, surrounded by a little house and birds and a rabbitALT

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terranlifeform:
“Grant’s zebra (Equus quagga boehmi) in the Maasai Mara National Reserve, Kenya
Steve Garvie
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terranlifeform:

Grant’s zebra (Equus quagga boehmi) in the Maasai Mara National Reserve, Kenya

Steve Garvie

terranlifeform:
“Ocellated turkey (Meleagris ocellata) at Calakmul in Mexico
Allan Drewitt
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terranlifeform:

Ocellated turkey (Meleagris ocellata) at Calakmul in Mexico

Allan Drewitt

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astronomy-to-zoology:

Order: Palpigradi

Known as palpigrades or microwhip scorpions Palpigradi is small order of arachnids that live in wet tropical and subtropical soils worldwide. A few species are also known to inhabit coral sands and tropical beaches. Palpigrades need a damp environment to survive and actively avoid light. And as such they are often found under stones and in moist soil where they are thought to feed on small animals.

Palpigrades are thought to be closely related to the uropygids but much is still known about their biology/taxonomy. Palpigrades are noted for their 15 segment long flagellum which is covered in bristles. Unusually they use their pedipalps for locomotion rather than as sensory organs like in other arachnids. Palpigrade species are diverse in their methods of respiration as some species have abdominal lung-sacs, but most have no respiratory organs and breathe directly through their cuticle.

Phylogeny

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Images: Rollin Verlinde and Lynn McCutchen

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astronomy-to-zoology:

Genus: Mixopterus

…a genus of Mixopteroid eurypterids (sea scorpions) that lived during the late Silurian period. Mixopterus was characterized by its robust exoskeleton and claws which held short spines, which likely helped it hold onto ‘slippery’ prey. Like the unrelated Megalograptus Mixopterus’s telson was curved into a spine which gave it a superficial appearance to a scorpion. 

Phylogeny

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Images: Nobu Tamura and Ghedoghedo

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astronomy-to-zoology:

Bee Creek Cave Harvestman (Texella reddelli)

…is a species of troglobitic (cave dwelling) harvestmen native to the karsts of Travis and Williamson counties in Texas. The Bee Creek cave harvestmen inhabits extremely humid and hot cave systems and is known to have a diet of mainly springtails. However its rarity and environment makes it hard to study and not much is known about its biology and reproductive habits.

Phylogeny

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