theshoutingendoflife:

It’s gotten so fashionable on tumblr to hate on The Beatles but who else is going to eat rotten wood and contribute to soil fertility in complex forest ecosystems?

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  • me: im so afraid of death and i feel like screaming all the time
  • mentally healthy friend: ha ha yeah me too sometimes! its the worst!
  • me: ......................................................

the last thing my enemies see before succumbing to the grain

I think i wrote this exact thing in my diary when i was 12

I think i wrote this exact thing in my diary when i was 12

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vladimirmasters:
“ too fast
”

I just ate a fudgesicle in the shower & it was the most sensual & luxurious experience of my young life

morphene-gimlet:
“ mattressestimesamillion:
“ the-loner-ive-become:
“ macklemorehentai:
“ koobaxion:
“ My Dad’s Hand Is A Gun But He’s Still A Cool Dad
”
“he protects me, but i cant hold his hand to cross the street” ”
BREAKING NEWS: Terrifyingly...

morphene-gimlet:

mattressestimesamillion:

the-loner-ive-become:

macklemorehentai:

koobaxion:

My Dad’s Hand Is A Gun But He’s Still A Cool Dad

“he protects me, but i cant hold his hand to cross the street”

BREAKING NEWS: Terrifyingly baby faced family commit mass-murder/suicide

“My Dad Is A Taller Version of Me with Hair Tucked Under a Hat and a Giant Fake Mustache”

um…   JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST 

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denchgang:

amoyed:

does coldplay still exist

yeah people coldplay as batman, loki, all sorts :)

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I am only awake bc i am so afraid of the future and of dying abd also bc i took a nap at six pm

Word List: Alternatives to “Whisper”

roachpatrol:

writeworld:

Instead of whispered, consider:

  • murmured
  • mumbled
  • muttered
  • breathed
  • sighed
  • hissed
  • mouthed
  • uttered
  • intoned
  • susurrated
  • purred
  • said in an undertone
  • gasped
  • hinted
  • said low
  • said into someone’s ear
  • said softly
  • said under one’s breath
  • said in hushed tones
  • insinuated

more good words to use instead of whispered

  • sniffed
  • invoked
  • expectorated
  • execorated
  • ejaculated
  • mewled
  • meowed
  • chirped
  • bleated
  • blathered
  • buzzled
  • burbled
  • barfed
  • husked 
  • horked
  • hailed
  • hallowed
  • hickeyed
  • hackneyed
  • expounded
  • compounded
  • impounded
  • dremeled
  • tremoloed
  • contrappassoed 
  • stultified
  • speechified 
  • appropriated
  • pewled
  • peeled
  • purled
  • pearled
  • evocated
  • equivocated 
  • problematized
  • synergized

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alk0n0st:
“ What’s good?
”

alk0n0st:

What’s good? 

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hannabalx:

letmemeetyourdog:

fangorainblooms:

quickweaves:

it must be so confusing to be a dog

:D

this just makes me so happy

kevinmioli

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