It’s gotten so fashionable on tumblr to hate on The Beatles but who else is going to eat rotten wood and contribute to soil fertility in complex forest ecosystems?
(via thesapphirerose)
- me: im so afraid of death and i feel like screaming all the time
- mentally healthy friend: ha ha yeah me too sometimes! its the worst!
- me: ......................................................
the last thing my enemies see before succumbing to the grain
I think i wrote this exact thing in my diary when i was 12
(via hellbabyfromhell)
I just ate a fudgesicle in the shower & it was the most sensual & luxurious experience of my young life
My Dad’s Hand Is A Gun But He’s Still A Cool Dad
“he protects me, but i cant hold his hand to cross the street”
BREAKING NEWS: Terrifyingly baby faced family commit mass-murder/suicide
“My Dad Is A Taller Version of Me with Hair Tucked Under a Hat and a Giant Fake Mustache”
um… JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST
(via swarnpert)
I am only awake bc i am so afraid of the future and of dying abd also bc i took a nap at six pm
Word List: Alternatives to “Whisper”
Instead of whispered, consider:
- murmured
- mumbled
- muttered
- breathed
- sighed
- hissed
- mouthed
- uttered
- intoned
- susurrated
- purred
- said in an undertone
- gasped
- hinted
- said low
- said into someone’s ear
- said softly
- said under one’s breath
- said in hushed tones
- insinuated
more good words to use instead of whispered
- sniffed
- invoked
- expectorated
- execorated
- ejaculated
- mewled
- meowed
- chirped
- bleated
- blathered
- buzzled
- burbled
- barfed
- husked
- horked
- hailed
- hallowed
- hickeyed
- hackneyed
- expounded
- compounded
- impounded
- dremeled
- tremoloed
- contrappassoed
- stultified
- speechified
- appropriated
- pewled
- peeled
- purled
- pearled
- evocated
- equivocated
- problematized
- synergized
(via blessphemy)
it must be so confusing to be a dog
:D
this just makes me so happy




