speedwag:

bonerfart:

inrealityadream:

Who the fuck names horses

you think the jockey who rode scat daddy would giggle to himself throughout every race like ‘I still can’t believe we got away with this’?

i learned this once while playing a horse race gambling game at a bowling alley but no 2 race horses are allowed to have the same name like. throughout history. if a racing horse had that name in fuckin 1894 u cant use it. its really fuckin difficult to name a race horse and sometimes u just gotta go w something ridiculous

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recentgooglesearches:

illegal emojis on the deep web

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recentgooglesearches:

Five nights at Freddy’s fandom the Beatles fandom Venn diagram

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tag ur gf spoilers

activityclub:

i dont hav a girlfriend and i dont wanna know what its like until i do

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So… I lost my last lab job when i went to spain because the guy who took over for me wanted to keep doing it. And now I’ve lost the job i had last semester because the student who used to do it was abroad last semester and now she is getting her old job back! !!!!!!!!

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sixpenceee:

The violet snail is a marine gastropod that spends its whole life drifting on the ocean surface in warm seas, floating on a bubble raft of its own making. It feeds on jellyfish. It starts life as a male and becomes female over time. (Source)

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neural-entropy:

unexplained-events:

In Seattle, Washington, an aged and allegedly “haunted” coke machine has been in the same spot for over fifteen years, but despite its outward appearance the machine is fully functional. In fact, the machine has always worked. Some of the drinks it dispenses are normal Coke products, but some are products that are no longer on the market and don’t exist any more. Some of the buttons are labeled as a “mystery” and give a random product when pushed. The business closest to it, a locksmith, state that they have never witnessed anyone restocking the machine at any time, No one ever has, and the mystery of it has attracted tons of people to test out the machine for themselves. It’s also pretty interesting to note that the prices for the sodas have risen over time, recently being from 55 cents to 75. I guess ghost machines have to pay the bills somehow.

IVE DRIVEN PAST THIS AND BOUGHT COKES FROM HERE

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