*goes up to a lesbian couple* so which of u is the cheetah (built for speed in open areas) and which of u is the jaguar (built for strength and stealth in wooded foresty areas)
Every part of this is ridiculously fascinating, from the fact these
primitive ancestors actually buried their dead (!!!) to the search for
scientists on social media skinny enough to navigate the chute (10 inches
tall!) leading to the burial cave (a team of 6 women did it).
david karp says he’s different from other CEOs in the business because he doesn’t have a “uniform” and doesn’t just wear the same hoodie every day. instead, he wears SEVERAL hoodies
interviewer asks dude in a pink shirt what color his shirt is: “I would maybe say it’s something like soft red. I don’t want to say it’s pink, but it definitely straddles that line.”
guy with a thick handlebar mustache asserts he is not a “crazy glasses kind of guy”
describes his girlfriend as “kind of a sneakerhead”
dude wearing colorful/shiny shoes says they remind him of a tumblr gif
one guy is not wearing shoes, just toe socks. not those flexible shoes that kinda look like toe socks. just toe socks.
one guy refers to little socks that won’t show above the shoe as his “secret shame” and claims he’s embarrassed admitting he wears them because it’s “so ballerina”
same guy wears an apple watch “just to tell time”
a 39-year-old man refers to his shirt (a very normal short-sleeved button-down) as a “punk slash mod thing”
27yo white dude w/ glasses on his tattoo: “It’s from “The Pale King” by David Foster Wallace, my favorite author. It’s supposed to be a reference to Walt Whitman.”