me: time for bed
small gremlin that runs my brain: xfiles theme major key ten hour version
(via kroove)
this is a book
and people say there’s no modern great american novel
I read this as a kid. An ex-FBI dog has to save the world from plumbers that are using Y2K to try to take over the USA. The dogs only allies are its chatroom buddies
The FBI trying to stop the workers’ revolution as always
(via fullweedcommunismnow)
this bear is perfect in every way like scientifically there is nothing wrong with him
what is the scientific definition of a perfect bear?
this is the scientific definition of a perfect bear
hey, don’t mean to hurt anybody’s feelins but this bear has a super small face
he has exactly as much face as he needs
(via thesapphirerose)
don’t fall in love with people like me, because I’ll take you to the beach and to all my favorite coffee shops and on long drives through the woods and when my car breaks down I’ll leave to get help and when you hear the atonal tapping from above and decide to take a risk and look around for yourself, man door hand hook car door
(via grossberg)
this is the face of someone who started sobbing uncontrollably during the night and only got 2 hours of nightmare sleep
