house treats a patient who is an instagram influencer. there are many ways she could have gotten sick, parties, drugs, etc. She also had a disastrous failed makeup launch last year and shes been very depressed since then. they cant figure it out. she takes an instagram selfie in the hospital bed. house thinks this is obnoxious. wilson says its the way of the world now and its pretty brave of her to take pictures of herself in such a weakened state. house, who watches tea spill or something, says “brave of her to post after all that weight gain.” and eats a pill, amused. wilson, who watches tea spill by proxy when house watches it, says “house, a business pursuit gone wrong as hers did can be really stressful. give her a break. people hassle her enough as it is over her weight and the hairs in her lipsticks online as it is.” house is like
wilson does the anime sweatdrop irl and says “i-i only know that from watching over your shoulder i dont watch Here For The Tea by myself or anything” but house is already walking away.
“Youre fat.” Housesays as he hobbles into her room. “Ummm excuse me?!” she says, taken aback. “I said you’re fat. but now that I’m thinking about it, maybe just really really bloated is more accurate. You have worms.” she is even more offended but intrigued because hes house. “Those white “strings” in your lipstick weren’t from white gloves, theyre tapeworms.” (cgi showing worms in her body) “those tapeworms are rare and only exist in a few places. They lied to you and said it was gloves but it was actually contamination. Those tapeworms have been in your body and eating all the medicine we gave you and is metabolizing it in a deadly way.” she is shocked snd horrified. “we’re starting you on tapeworm drug. it will heal you.” he smirks slightly. “Now might be a good time to drop the name of that lab you worked with.” he says as he walks out. You Cant Always Get What You Want plays.
Discourse from 2025 (during season 2 of the Dark Tower series on Riva, which is what amazon will rebrand itself after what happens to jeff bezos): is GashTock (gasher x tick tock man) precarious (word everyone will be using instead of problematic)
