My main job is actually 50% moving pigeons from cage to cage and 50% finding and resizing pictures pictures of frogs it would be the perfect job if only they Paid me
me straining to telepathically communicate with salespeople as soon as i enter any store: please do not speak to me or i will have to Leave Immediately
roasted marshmallow birb
(via arcticwaters)
When your friend calls you and tells you your crush likes you
I LOVE HER SO MUCH
(via blindedbybooks)
Tbh i hate it when straights dress all “alternative” like what do you have to be alternative about
me : 💫✨🌟❇✨🌌 (body of celestial intent, untethered)
you : 🔭🔮🔍🔬 seeking a glimpse and understanding of me through earthly means of man and ultimately failing
(via astralpotion)