When Paul Allen and I first started Microsoft, I didn’t know as much about computers as I did today. Paul kept saying “Bill Gates, here is a computer chip” and I would say “Haha like a potato chip!” and would usually eat the computer chip in front of him. I think I ate about 3000 computer chips in our first year of Microsoft. It nearly put us out of business. Eventually they would just hand me a crouton and tell me it was a computer chip while they made real computer chips in secret and wouldn’t tell me. It was the solution that saved Microsoft.
— Bill Gates on the early days of Microsoft
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im Evil and Hot (the ultimate combo)
This is what all of your feminist boyfriends sound like
White flower dragoness and Lunar unicorn pendants are on Ebay now!
http://www.ebay.com/itm/-/111801936311
http://www.ebay.com/itm/-/111801941879
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Some Adventure Time character concepts I made this week, and the tiniest bit of process !.
fun! From workshop with Matt Forsythe.
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leotards r great for layering IN THEORY but in practice catch me takin a dump in the library bathroom w my titties out and my sweater n scarf on the dam floor





