no offense but ive started saying no offense in front of sentences that arent even offensive and i cant stop
“Ghost Bat” by S J Bennett
Ghost bats are the world’s largest microbat and Australia’s only carnivorous bat, preying on large insects, frogs, birds, lizards and small mammals, including other bats. Their name comes from the beautiful “ghost-like” appearance of their wings in the moonlight.
(via ablueplace)
probably my most flattering hair color ever
the human body, or as i like to call it
Its a real shame that there are limits to how charming ur idiocy & incompetence are, even if u r really cute
when steven was born the gems automatically call him a her bc he’s a crystal gem and greg is like “no he’s a boy” and they’re like “but we all go by she/her pronouns why is this baby different” and thats when greg explains to them about the human genitalia/gender assignment system and they’re like “thats the dumbest thing we ever heard but ok”
- others: hav awful kinks, shamable kinks, which they are ashamed of everyday
- me: has only the purest and noblest kinks, plucked ripe from the kink tree</p>
found an untapped market of potential for Internet prose possibilities. you’re welcome
